Balance to the universe! The annual federal budget of the Canadian government...oops i mean Admin Security Force has reported again a balanced book. With no ledgers going into the red, the ASF expect green profit this year from taxes and police works. The major expenses of the ASF, bounties, was reduced due to various faction's supplement of their own bounties. Internal auditor reported happily: "For once in ten years, we can finally seem some greeeeen cash flowing back, and not magically cooked up by the leader, crabby." Apparently, ASF members reported a bad aftertaste to the magically created cash. Efforts have been strong on the ASF frontier.

Hmmmm, if ASF is running out of money anytime in the future...a loan from Jabba with 5% interest is provided...after all making more money from thin air always pleased me even if it has a bad taste.

Go now, the Hutt is sleepy...*snore...hoooooooo

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I love the name of this thread The hutts LIAR 2

lol

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How ghastly, a militant wing of the intergalactic Jihad planted an huge EMP bomb over manhatten....Jabba's own hideout! Those crazy jihadist...they lost the true sight of Islam. Apparently, these crazy extremist felt that not enough worshipping was done in the New York sector. By setting off an EMP over Manhatten, a 10hr blackout resulted with millions of people praying for the juice to come back on. If God used emails to collect prayers, his gonna get a spam filter after this one prayoff...good going you jihads.

Who knows where the word "spam" originated for the meaning of junk mail? Yes it is the meat product but how did spam came into use? Jabba reward $1million to the first one with the right answer.

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Edited by - Jabba the Hutt on 3/24/2004 11:04:19 PM

Answer: no one likes either.

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In coordinated effort with the ASF, me, the Hutt has decided to help out. A bonus bounty of 10 mil will be rewarded for 10 kills of reavn. Bring me screencaps.

Ok I will kill him and you will have to give all your money to ME Also I know why you want him dead. he killed you several times and you couldnt deal with it and left.

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All rewards only applicable to freelancers, no clan member will be rewarded.

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Curious curious, while riding on my ultra luxurious cruise ship, the Hutt observed a strange astronomical effect. While passing by a planet on a course tangent to the position of the star of the system and the planet, I looked out my grand port window and saw the star at four different positions! Now i know from my navigation readings that at two of the positions, the star was been block by the planet. Yet i saw the star located to the side of the planet. The other two times i observed the star from an unblocked view. Hmmmm... The Hutt is interested in this phenomenon. How could the star be seen when its blocked by the planet? Did it move? or did something else create this effect? Anyone who could offer a valid explanation will be rewarded $2mil. Call it the Hutt's cyber educational program, to give homeschooled kids like alpha a more well rounded teaching.
All you astrophysists out there should know why.

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I know why. Einstiens theorie of reletivity. Light is matter and the light can be pulled by gravity to go around a planet so we could see it because the light is bent around the star therefore allowing what shouldnt be hidden behind the object to be seen.

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You are right, but what is the name of this effect?

its the E=MC Sq theory

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Now for he answer why it does it in freelancer = Crappy codeing

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Incorrect, the effect is called gravitational lensing. Reminder to all, rewards of Jabba only applies to freelance players.

Well sorry but I didnt go research it on the net. I just thought for 2 seconds and that was what I thought. Also I havent covered the subject in 5 years so it was kinda grainy.

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